TIME TO ROCK AGAIN TIME

Ten years ago I closed the door on ROCK, but now that it's time to ROCK again, I wanted to give you all a glimpse of a time when the Baroness and I had just come together, the last in a long line of bands of mine were sending our last, lost echoes into space and a dog named Clyde was my bestest buddy. The guitars and the girl are still here, Clyde is gone and ROCK has blown the door off the hinges and re-entered my life now that I'm 25 lbs lighter, ten years older and ready to start learning again. Why do I tremble so?...

Where's Clyde?...

Mike Love Doing The "Monster Mash"

Say what you will about Mr. Love, once upon a time he was cool/fool enough to get up on stage in front of a bunch of screaming girls and do the "Monster Mash"...

Time Off To Play "For Monsters Only" Guitar and Milton The Monster Board Game, Will Return Eventually...

Sticker Fun!...

"If You're Not A Monster, Don't Dare Play It!"

I FINALLY WON!!!...

Santa: So, what do we do now?

King Ghidorah: Don't look at me!...

The Little Monsters #5 - Bat-Rat Flies Again, The Adventures Of The Hairy Blob & Book Of Monster Jokes

Get your scissors ready for the Bonus Of Instant Fun!...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HA!

BAG FULL OF HORRORS & MONSTER BOX

Also comes with Terrified Glow-In-The-Dark Child!

Quick and to the point! I hope the box was bigger than the ad...

Ghoul Tales #2 - The Hatchet Man

A couple of ya'll got a kick out of a story I posted from Stanley Publications' Stark Terror #5 so here's a quickie from Ghoul Tales #2, another Stanley mag...

I wonder if she's familiar with Spike Jones' version of My Old Flame?...

Uncle Ernie's Otis Dracenstein!

Check this out! How Cool is this? Uncle Ernie sent me this image he drew himself, now we just have to get it on a t-shirt! Check out Uncle Ernie's Creature Ink!

Here's a "color" image of the original ad!

Thanx again, Uncle Ernie!