Saturday, April 24, 2010

BAG FULL OF HORRORS & MONSTER BOX


Also comes with Terrified Glow-In-The-Dark Child!

Quick and to the point! I hope the box was bigger than the ad...
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14 comments:

  1. Brian D. HorrorwitzSunday, April 25, 2010 2:16:00 AM

    These ads remind me of my ex-girlfriend. She was a bag full of horrors with a monster box.

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  2. Prof. GrewbeardSunday, April 25, 2010 2:26:00 AM

    Boom-TCHSSSSSH!!!...

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  3. Brian D. HorrorwitzSunday, April 25, 2010 3:36:00 AM

    Thanks, ladies and germs, and please tip your waitress.

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  4. ShellHawkSunday, April 25, 2010 8:37:00 AM

    I always wanted a slimy creature free with purchase!
    Oh, wait. That was my ex-husband!

    Great find.

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  5. Devil DickSunday, April 25, 2010 10:07:00 AM

    i sent away for this as a youngin'....

    and a few of these as well...


    http://thedevilsjunk.blogspot.com/2010/01/boys-life-january-1971-ads.html

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  6. Mykal BantaSunday, April 25, 2010 12:40:00 PM

    Prof.: Regarding size, the ad does boast "Super SHOCKING Jumbo Size!" but then, I make the same brag! (I made this last embarrassing and adolescent comment just so I might illicit the Boom-Tchsss sound effect. Please humor me). -- Mykal

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  7. Prof. GrewbeardSunday, April 25, 2010 2:11:00 PM

    BOOM-THUMP-TCHSSSSSH!!!...FUMBLE, CRASH!!!(sound of drummer abandoning stage)...

    awesome, Devil D.! i actually made my own "Fantastic Lifesize Ghost" out of a balloon and sheet one Halloween and hung it on the porch, shining a blue light on it. my Boston Terrier hated it and as soon as it fell down he peed on it!

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  8. Mr. KarswellSunday, April 25, 2010 3:33:00 PM

    I bought a big bag of those skeleton arms last Halloween for the kids at the dollar store. Funny, all this stuff is still being made, only now you don't have to send away for it.

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  9. Prof. GrewbeardSunday, April 25, 2010 7:46:00 PM

    i need to find some for my blazer, so much classier than a hanky!...

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  10. KWSunday, April 25, 2010 9:32:00 PM

    Scream with fright AAAND lose $1.49 of my cash?!?! No way!! I ain't crazy!

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  11. Pooja KeiSunday, April 25, 2010 10:36:00 PM

    Sounds like perfect entertainment for a freaky Friday night party!

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  12. Prof. GrewbeardSunday, April 25, 2010 10:52:00 PM

    (sigh)everyone shows up when there's monster ads and girls to tie up...

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  13. Daniel [oeconomist.com]Monday, April 26, 2010 12:45:00 AM

    My stoopid parents ordered one of those boxes! Thence, my brother.

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  14. Prof. GrewbeardMonday, April 26, 2010 10:18:00 AM

    is there no end to this perfidious boxes' nefarious deeds?...

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