Prof.: Regarding size, the ad does boast "Super SHOCKING Jumbo Size!" but then, I make the same brag! (I made this last embarrassing and adolescent comment just so I might illicit the Boom-Tchsss sound effect. Please humor me). -- Mykal
BOOM-THUMP-TCHSSSSSH!!!...FUMBLE, CRASH!!!(sound of drummer abandoning stage)...
awesome, Devil D.! i actually made my own "Fantastic Lifesize Ghost" out of a balloon and sheet one Halloween and hung it on the porch, shining a blue light on it. my Boston Terrier hated it and as soon as it fell down he peed on it!
I bought a big bag of those skeleton arms last Halloween for the kids at the dollar store. Funny, all this stuff is still being made, only now you don't have to send away for it.
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These ads remind me of my ex-girlfriend. She was a bag full of horrors with a monster box.
Boom-TCHSSSSSH!!!...
Thanks, ladies and germs, and please tip your waitress.
I always wanted a slimy creature free with purchase!
Oh, wait. That was my ex-husband!
Great find.
i sent away for this as a youngin'....
and a few of these as well...
http://thedevilsjunk.blogspot.com/2010/01/boys-life-january-1971-ads.html
Prof.: Regarding size, the ad does boast "Super SHOCKING Jumbo Size!" but then, I make the same brag! (I made this last embarrassing and adolescent comment just so I might illicit the Boom-Tchsss sound effect. Please humor me). -- Mykal
BOOM-THUMP-TCHSSSSSH!!!...FUMBLE, CRASH!!!(sound of drummer abandoning stage)...
awesome, Devil D.! i actually made my own "Fantastic Lifesize Ghost" out of a balloon and sheet one Halloween and hung it on the porch, shining a blue light on it. my Boston Terrier hated it and as soon as it fell down he peed on it!
I bought a big bag of those skeleton arms last Halloween for the kids at the dollar store. Funny, all this stuff is still being made, only now you don't have to send away for it.
i need to find some for my blazer, so much classier than a hanky!...
Scream with fright AAAND lose $1.49 of my cash?!?! No way!! I ain't crazy!
Sounds like perfect entertainment for a freaky Friday night party!
(sigh)everyone shows up when there's monster ads and girls to tie up...
My stoopid parents ordered one of those boxes! Thence, my brother.
is there no end to this perfidious boxes' nefarious deeds?...
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