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Saturday, April 24, 2010

BAG FULL OF HORRORS & MONSTER BOX


Also comes with Terrified Glow-In-The-Dark Child!

Quick and to the point! I hope the box was bigger than the ad...

14 comments:

Brian D. Horrorwitz said...

These ads remind me of my ex-girlfriend. She was a bag full of horrors with a monster box.

prof. grewbeard said...

Boom-TCHSSSSSH!!!...

Brian D. Horrorwitz said...

Thanks, ladies and germs, and please tip your waitress.

ShellHawk said...

I always wanted a slimy creature free with purchase!
Oh, wait. That was my ex-husband!

Great find.

Devil Dick said...

i sent away for this as a youngin'....

and a few of these as well...


http://thedevilsjunk.blogspot.com/2010/01/boys-life-january-1971-ads.html

Mykal Banta said...

Prof.: Regarding size, the ad does boast "Super SHOCKING Jumbo Size!" but then, I make the same brag! (I made this last embarrassing and adolescent comment just so I might illicit the Boom-Tchsss sound effect. Please humor me). -- Mykal

prof. grewbeard said...

BOOM-THUMP-TCHSSSSSH!!!...FUMBLE, CRASH!!!(sound of drummer abandoning stage)...

awesome, Devil D.! i actually made my own "Fantastic Lifesize Ghost" out of a balloon and sheet one Halloween and hung it on the porch, shining a blue light on it. my Boston Terrier hated it and as soon as it fell down he peed on it!

Karswell said...

I bought a big bag of those skeleton arms last Halloween for the kids at the dollar store. Funny, all this stuff is still being made, only now you don't have to send away for it.

prof. grewbeard said...

i need to find some for my blazer, so much classier than a hanky!...

KW said...

Scream with fright AAAND lose $1.49 of my cash?!?! No way!! I ain't crazy!

p ;) said...

Sounds like perfect entertainment for a freaky Friday night party!

prof. grewbeard said...

(sigh)everyone shows up when there's monster ads and girls to tie up...

Daniel [oeconomist.com] said...

My stoopid parents ordered one of those boxes! Thence, my brother.

prof. grewbeard said...

is there no end to this perfidious boxes' nefarious deeds?...

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